I want to be one of those people who does yoga and eats berries for breakfast, but I’m one of those people who stays in bed until 4 pm and eats pizza.
Anonymous said: How do you do the shmoney?
- throw ya hat in the air
- step w/ ya right foot, bend ya right knee & move ya hips to the left.
- step w/ ya left foot, bend ya left knee & move ya hips to the right.
- sway ya arms to the beat
you successfully dancin like ya auntie at the cookout
#wallah. I love Black people.
Ummmm it is voila with a droite on the i.
thank you Siri
we can straighten it. Puff it up. make it curly. wavy.
we can do anything.
So miss me with that “bad hair” bullshit.
My mood depends on how good my hair looks
may your edges be full and bountiful
may your hair always stay moisturized
may your brow game strengthen with every coming day
may your knees and elbows never be ashy